It's the beginning of the year, and you know what that means, right?  No, not hangovers leading to inevitably broken resolutions...a whole new slate of laws just took effect.

Come up with a new law and make a comic about it.  Failure to do so will result in a fine of up to $1,000 or six months in the county jail.

Notwithstanding the foregoing, no other terms or conditions shall be applied to this contest.

Judgement is on the docket for Wednesday, January 19th.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

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what if nigger meant kite

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does this work?

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[quote=Lord_Vodek]

does this work?

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It doesn't have to anymore, thanks to McCain :)

In the matter of New Laws v Choadwarrior, we hereby find in favor of Mandingo.  

Of all the proposed legislation submitted, plaintiff Mandingo's argument was most compelling in that the making of devil horns with the left hand is really gay (and I would know).

Plaintiff is hereby granted title to CC 467 with all rights and privileges appurtenant thereto and may begin proceedings to commence CC 468 at such time and under such stipulations as he deems appropriate.

May god have mercy on his soul.

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i'm just a caveman. i fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. your forum frightens and confuses me. sometimes your talk of robot rape and pickled ball bags makes me want to get off my computator... and run off into the hills, or wherever... sometimes when i get an email, i wonder: "did little demons get inside and type it?" i don't know! my primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. but there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. thank you. contest forthcoming

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what if nigger meant kite

[quote=mandingo]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i'm just a caveman. i fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. your forum frightens and confuses me. sometimes your talk of robot rape and pickled ball bags makes me want to get off my computator... and run off into the hills, or wherever... sometimes when i get an email, i wonder: "did little demons get inside and type it?" i don't know! my primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. but there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. thank you. contest forthcoming

[/quote]Best SNL skit ever.  Why couldn't they have made a movie out of THAT instead of something like Night at the Roxbury?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

So Mandingo won?  Left handed devil horns to you my good man!  Wait.  Is left right?  Shit!