My stripperversary was a few days ago. I forgot, but then I remembered. That's how I roll. So uh, go me.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Happy belated birthday! Now that you're a year old, you have to pick up your toys and use the potty. No more diapers for you, young man!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I'm a big kid, see what I can do
I can shit in big pants, too.

And I can pull 'em off and on...

Mommy, WOW!
I'm a stripper now.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Holy shit. How did this happen.']

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8===D

RARRR! HAPPY STRIPDAY! NOW BEND OVER!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

brad and i just had a conversation about that actually:

* Joins: brad has joined #stripcreator
-:- Topic for #stripcr

no, just kidding

happy anniversary. :) now that you're a reg you have to throw shit at me and HC and set 2.3 n00bs on fire per day

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what if nigger meant kite

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happy anniversary. :) now that you're a reg you have to throw shit at me and HC and set 2.3 n00bs on fire per day[/quote]

That's a requirement? I thought it was a perk

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

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happy anniversary. :) now that you're a reg you have to throw shit at me and HC and set 2.3 n00bs on fire per day[/quote]

That's a requirement? I thought it was a perk[/quote]

Crap... I've been slacking. :|

/me throws Dcom at mandingo*

Now to find 2.3 n00bs...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Expect your satin SC jacket and fez to come in the mail in 6-8 weeks. Also, tilt the statue's head back and push the red button to get into the Player's lounge.

Happy stripaversary!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.