My stripperversary was a few days ago. I forgot, but then I remembered. That's how I roll. So uh, go me.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Happy belated birthday! Now that you're a year old, you have to pick up your toys and use the potty. No more diapers for you, young man!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I'm a big kid, see what I can do
I can shit in big pants, too.

And I can pull 'em off and on...

Mommy, WOW!
I'm a stripper now.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.