Well, you should all know how to do these contests by now, so we'll keep it simple. The theme for this contest is Worst Thing To Say When Buying Or Selling A House

Chicka and I will judge in a week using a method so evil that I can't even begin to describe it.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Thing To Say When Buying Or Selling A House']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'Worlds Worst 9: What Brad Really Does With Donations...']

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say while selling a house']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I won't be here to make a new contest when (not if) I win, but I made an entry anyways.

[Click to view comic: 'Truthy McTruth isn't very good at selling houses....']

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AFROMANS MOVE

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst 9: The Buyer Be There']

(I humbly submit that it's mere jest, should I truly offend, seeing as it is my first time posting.)

[Click to view comic: 'Let the sellar beware...']

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Thing to say When Selling a House']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I'm in the process of buying a home at the moment, which was part of the inspiration for this contest. I'm going to share some of this experience with you throughout this contest. I also have pics available for email if you don't believe the following strips (email me for them):
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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'Worse Things To Say While Buying Or Sellling A House']

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Thing To Say When Selling A House']

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Thing To Say When Selling A House 2']

This is pretty much what ahppened when I bought my flat:

[Click to view comic: 'Worst things to say when selling a house: True Stories']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'A House in Your Price Range']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'A House in Your Price Range 2']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'A House in Your Price Range 3']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'A House in Your Price Range 4']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'worlds worst thing to say while selling a house']

[Click to view comic: 'world's worst thing to say while selling a house-2']

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[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say when selling a house? 2 words...']

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jolly_roger2

Don't haste! Get your entries in today! Just because there is a comic cup afoot doesn't mean you should ignore the other contests.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I was too busy sticking pins in my Rabid and umfum voodoo dolls.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Thing To Say When Selling A House']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

maybe participation gives me the winning edge

[Click to view comic: 'worlds worst thing to say while selling a house-4']

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[Click to view comic: 'Worst house to say while selling a thing']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Multiple judges can make things a bit more confusing. Especially when the language barrier between our two countries forces us to do this:

The Honorable Mention goes to Ewwwww for:
[Click to view comic: 'Worlds Worst 9: What Brad Really Does With Donations...']

The Honourable Mention goes to Halcyon for:
[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst 9: The Buyer Be There']

But Chicka and I both agree that the winner is clearly EvilZak for this gem:
[Click to view comic: 'Truthy McTruth isn't very good at selling houses....']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III