Well, you should all know how to do these contests by now, so we'll keep it simple. The theme for this contest is Worst Thing To Say When Buying Or Selling A House

Chicka and I will judge in a week using a method so evil that I can't even begin to describe it.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III