I am going to forcibly visit all of the regulars on SC + sitting on the couch + eating your food unless you pay me not to.

It is fifty dollars a head for me not to visit. If two SC regulars live together (i.e. Mr. and Mrs. Wirthling) I'll need fifty each to stop me.

The first 5 people to sign up get a 20% discount.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Are we allowed to do innapropriate things to you?

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Poop.

Ha! I dont even know where Ill live next week, how will you?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I can't wait for your visit. My address is:

Big Bear Trap
135 Dirt Rd.
Deep Woods, ON

PS: Wear honey.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

It's talk like that that makes the price go up to 100 dollars.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

You can visit me. Here's my address:

1600 Clifton Rd.
Atlanta, GA 30333

Put on an Anthrax t-shirt and wear a gas mask when you arrive. We always get a kick out of that.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Everyone relax. I took it upon myself to cut mAAk into pieces which I then packed in a drum of acid that will soon be resting at the bottom of a large body of water. He won't hurt you anymore.

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boorite you have just given me a GREAT IDEA

:) :) :) :)

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Is it about how to interior decorate your acid drum at the bottom of the ocean?

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Poop.

[quote]boorite you have just given me a GREAT IDEA

:) :) :) :)[/quote]

You Americans, you're always talking. Well you're dead now, so shut up!

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