Well, since this will obviously never become a CC, because I will never win, I'd like to introduce it as a fun game.

This game of chance is based on your birthdate. For example, my birthday is May 10, 1984, or 5-10-84. Comicized, my birthday is
[Click to view comic: 'The definition of holy war']
I guess I wasn't as lucky as I thought. What's yours?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Almost two years ago, some of us had that same discussion. I got to enjoy the experience of posting a comic number, watering it twice a week, and then nearly a year later having the little red X (now a [Posted Comic Does Not Exist]) blossom into a crappy comic.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Which isn't to suggest that those of you who missed it the first time around shouldn't jump right in.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Lemme try mine. Hey, Chicka, our birthdays are 2 weeks apart!

4-26-84

[Click to view comic: 'No Life']

Without the narration box, I would like that comic.

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Sex Piano.

In the first wave of this, my birthday comic hadn't been made yet...

[Click to view comic: 'Love.']

Now, of course, I wish it hadn't.

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This is not my empire.

I'm going to use British format as my birthday has been and always will be 10-12-77 to me...

[Click to view comic: 'Introduction.']

Maybe I should have used "December 10th..."

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'm not British.

[Click to view comic: 'What to do?']

Oh, great. I get a lame nail-in-head comic.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

'Course not. You're not_Scyess! ;-)

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

mm/dd/yy - [Click to view comic: 'Nonsense']
dd/mm/yy - [Click to view comic: 'Leps Rocket Arena encounters (Part 2)']

Wooo! Excessive fire AND hammer the nail in your head usage!

I was hoping that I would get a comic by a SC reg, or even one of my own.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

08/01/72:
[ Posted comic does not exist ]
:-(

And in European format:
[Click to view comic: 'A surplus of information']

I like the European format one better.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

September 11, 1968
Yank
[Click to view comic: 'The powder in those kool aid packets aint for drinkin'.']

Brit
[Click to view comic: 'Kula dead? YAY!!!']

I never would have expected another nail-in-head comic to come up.

[Click to view comic: 'Well Geez Guy!']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

For the president:
[Click to view comic: 'Fight Club 03: Gabe Joins.']

For the queen:
[Click to view comic: 'Other Uses of the George Foreman Grill']

I like the European version for their use of the letter 'm' but that's about the only reason I like it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I may as well post Stars and Stripes/Maple Leaf style as well since I've started a trend of choosing between formats.
[Click to view comic: 'No, it's not supposed to be funny.']

:-/

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

American:

[Click to view comic: 'Santa Vs. Animal Rights']

European:

[Click to view comic: 'tickles']

Hey, holy shit. My European birthdate gives me a European comic.

Neither are really that funny though, are they? Oh well, neither am I!!!

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I has a flavor!

April 30th 1985

Yank:

[Click to view comic: 'Cookies for all!']

Brit:

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup 3: Door-To-Door Destruction']

The first one's alright... except for the naration and the background.

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Poop.

07-08-85[Click to view comic: 'Will and Fred: Vacation (2)']
and for 08-07-85 there was... nothing... i guess...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Maaan that comic is old! Tobor doesn't want to have sex!

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Poop.

Normal:

[Click to view comic: 'First day out']

Yankee:

[Click to view comic: 'Earth Grays are Easy']

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

American:
[Click to view comic: 'Generic Title']

Danish (And possibly valid in many other countries):
[Click to view comic: 'Taking A Toll 4']

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troelsea at gmail dot com