Baracus the Bandito makes off with the entire GNP of Mexico around his neck.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The hat kept it down to a nice tan on the face. But the rest looks like a nasty burn.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Mr. T awoke one day to a startling realization. "Egad!" he cried. "I've just realized--all this jewelry still doesn't make me look nearly lame enough!"

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

A rare still from "The Four Amigos." Mr. T was cut from the film when he and John Landis broke up.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Okay foo', I checked and I AM the illest muthafucka from here to Gardenia.

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I has a flavor!

"Whatchoo mean, 'didn't I used ta be somebody', foo?"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Mr. T would only wear the sombrero on "bad mohawk" days.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Actually, the sombrero is there to prevent the gold chains from focusing the Sun's rays and causing his face to fry to a crisp.

Um, I think I need to add a "sucka" to that...

Sucka!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Look at that Donkey suspended off the end of that cart.

Mr. THC

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

It is a fact that old TV reruns get double the ratings in Mexico when they digitally put sombreros on everyone.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.