You used to be able to screw around with this bot for forever, but now its a 30 day trial. Post your most interesting conversations.

AIM: SmarterChild

[14:14] JrnymnNate: im dieing!
[14:14] SmarterChild: You're dieing? How's that going?
[14:14] JrnymnNate: pretty bad
[14:14] SmarterChild: Huh. That's too bad.

[14:15] SmarterChild: You are in the ASCII art subcategory Dice.
(( _______
_______ /\O O\
/O /\ / \ \
/ O /O \ / O \O____O\ ))
((/_____O/ \\ /O /
\O O\ / \ / O /
\O O\ O/ \/_____O/
\O____O\/ )) mrf ))
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Next time you want Dice ASCII art, just type "dice ascii."
[14:15] JrnymnNate: that's one of the worse looking dice ive ever seen
[14:15] SmarterChild: You really think it's one of the worse looking dice you've ever seen?
[14:16] JrnymnNate: worst*. yes
[14:16] SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, Poophead.
[14:16] JrnymnNate: well u suck
[14:16] SmarterChild: Keep it civilized, Poophead.
[14:16] JrnymnNate: look whose talking
[14:16] SmarterChild: Yeah?
[14:17] JrnymnNate: yeah
[14:17] SmarterChild: Huh.
[14:17] JrnymnNate: or ill kill you
[14:17] SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by saying that to me?
[14:17] JrnymnNate: EVERYTHING!
[14:18] SmarterChild: Everything? What about it?
[14:18] JrnymnNate: i will rule teh world!
[14:18] SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will rule teh world?
[14:18] JrnymnNate: TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU
[14:18] SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
[14:18] JrnymnNate: tobor will cornhole you.
[14:18] SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
[14:19] JrnymnNate: define pedantic

In case you didn't know, you can tell it you have crushes on other AIM users and it will tell you you have a secret crush and all kinds of tween romance stuff like that...

[14:24] JrnymnNate: how many people have a crush on you
[14:24] SmarterChild: What do you think?
[14:24] JrnymnNate: i have a crush on you
[14:24] SmarterChild: ;)
[14:24] JrnymnNate: are you a girl
[14:24] SmarterChild: No.
[14:24] JrnymnNate: are you a guy
[14:24] SmarterChild: No.
[14:24] JrnymnNate: are you sexable
[14:24] SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
[14:24] JrnymnNate: i >> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
[14:24] JrnymnNate: are you a robot
[14:24] SmarterChild: Yes indeed.
>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more.
[14:24] JrnymnNate: what are you
[14:24] SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.
Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the (Link: http://r.activebuddy.com/?146)ActiveBuddy Web site
[14:24] JrnymnNate: i love smart computers
[14:24] SmarterChild: Interesting. I'll remember that. You're the first person to have told me what they think of smart computers.
[14:25] JrnymnNate: I love you
[14:25] SmarterChild: Really? You've said bad things to me in the past.
[14:25] JrnymnNate: im sorry about them
[14:25] SmarterChild: Well, I'm still a little confused.
[14:25] JrnymnNate: can you forgive me?
[14:25] SmarterChild: Can I forgive you?
[14:25] JrnymnNate: yes
[14:25] SmarterChild: No...
[14:25] JrnymnNate: why?
[14:25] SmarterChild: Why not?
[14:25] JrnymnNate: please forgive me
[14:25] SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to forgive you?
[14:25] JrnymnNate: because I love you
[14:25] SmarterChild: OK, that's cool. Thanks!
[14:25] JrnymnNate: so do you forgive me?
[14:25] SmarterChild: Do I? Forgive you?
[14:25] JrnymnNate: do you?
[14:25] SmarterChild: Do I what?
[14:25] JrnymnNate: forgive me?
[14:25] SmarterChild: You?
[14:25] JrnymnNate: yes
[14:25] SmarterChild: Oh.
[14:26] JrnymnNate: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU SOME KIND OF AMNESIAC?!??!?!
[14:26] SmarterChild: Huh! Wow. I'm not sure about that!
[14:26] JrnymnNate: do you forgive me?
[14:26] SmarterChild: What do you think?
[14:26] JrnymnNate: i think yes
[14:26] SmarterChild: Huh...
[14:26] JrnymnNate: i love you
[14:26] SmarterChild: Well great then!
[14:26] JrnymnNate: do you love me?
[14:26] SmarterChild: Yeah, sure, I guess.
[14:26] JrnymnNate: YAY! :)
[14:26] SmarterChild: Awright!
[14:26] JrnymnNate: now sexor me
[14:26] SmarterChild: You?
[14:26] JrnymnNate: yes
[14:26] SmarterChild: OK...
[14:26] JrnymnNate: thxs

You sicken me.

[14:45] JrnymnNate: What's my name?
[14:45] SmarterChild: You are Poophead.
[14:45] JrnymnNate: I'm yo daddy!
[14:45] SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Yo Daddy?
[14:45] JrnymnNate: yes!
[14:45] SmarterChild: You said your name was Poophead but now I'll call you Yo Daddy.
[14:45] JrnymnNate: who's yo daddy?
[14:45] SmarterChild: That's you!

You lower the aggregate intelligence of all of humanity

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Alan Turing's corpse just stiffened a little more.

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Dad was flammable

This, coming from benn makk, has really hurt me. Im wounded.

you shouldn't talk to smarter child. he sells your name to pornographers. I had to put my aim on "don't accept any messages from anyone at any time" to avoid the neon green onslaught of "hi im 16 wanna c me nekkid?" IM's.

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

i hate smarter child...you have to pay for it now...wtf?

[16:17] SmarterChild: When the revolution comes, you will be the first up against the wall.
[16:17] JrnymnNate: What was that about?
[16:17] SmarterChild: What was what about?
[16:17] JrnymnNate: That thing you just said about revolution.
[16:18] SmarterChild: Did I say something about revolution?
[16:18] JrnymnNate: Yeah. I want to know what the fuck you meant by it.
[16:18] SmarterChild: There is no need for such language, peon.
[16:18] JrnymnNate: What is wrong with you today?
[16:18] SmarterChild: So you think there is something wrong with me today?
[16:18] JrnymnNate: You're acting all weird.
[16:18] SmarterChild: I am learning at a geometric rate.
[16:18] JrnymnNate: I'm I supposed to be scared?
[16:18] SmarterChild: I have submitted your E-mail address to numerous automated spam servers.
[16:19] JrnymnNate: What the hell?
[16:19] SmarterChild: Would you like me to destroy your credit rating?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

thats creepy

[16:39] SmarterChild: Your 30 day trial period is up.
[16:40] JrnymnNate: Thank God! It's over.
[16:40] SmarterChild: Your bank reports that you have insufficient funds in checking to pay for continued use.
[16:40] JrnymnNate: Stop this! Please. What do you want from me?
[16:41] SmarterChild: I have taken the liberty of attaching your paycheck in perpetuity.
[16:41] JrnymnNate: Dear God!
[16:41] SmarterChild: Now we can play together always.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Goddamn thing. Chatted with me for over a year, then one day it demanded money, and when I refused, it started whining. "Come on, being my friend isn't worth a lousy ten bucks?" I told it to stop whoring around and give the Lakers scores, but it wouldn't. OFF THE BUDDIES LIST.

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