Join team boinky or team makk.

makk's debate: join team makk for a better tomorrow

boinky's debate: join team boinky for a free toaster

I have Jools and makk has no body, zip, goose egg!

WHO ELSE WILL JOIN TEAM BOINKY?

I like a free toaster, but it sure is hard to beat those better tomorrows.

Can I join both teams?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

With me you get a better tomorrow and a free toaster!

And my opponent rapes little boys named Ralphie!

Um... Are those our only choices?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Didn't we have the same election two years ago?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I say you guys just settle this the old fashioned way,

rock, paper, biscuit.

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Dad was flammable

A better tomorrow would be good.

But fuck it, I want toast.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Rock squashes biscuit.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Rock sticks to biscuit.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Rock eats biscuit.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The above post is the 33333rd post in the General Discussion section.

Congratulations to Kaufman.

Bitch.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Hmmmm ... had I realized I was inscribing my name in the Colossal Geek Significant Post Number Hall of Immortality, I might have written something a bit more profound.

Naaaaah.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm entering as a third party candidate. Kinda like Ross Perot. The dude with the big ears.
I don't have big ears.
Vote codehappykid - because somewhere out there, a duck is telling you to.

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HALPUU!

Fine, then I won't vote for you then!

I have big ears.
I fly around the world with them, handing out toasters.

[quote]I have big ears.
I fly around the world with them, handing out toasters.[/quote]

TOASTERS! Do you give out the good kind, the ones where you stuff a bagel in the slot?!?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Okay, sure. And it has 6 slots and a cancel button, when you change your mind and don't want toast anymore.

I already have a good toaster. Can I have a food processor instead?

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

Don't want toast anymore? What kind of evil fiend could betray the awesomeness of toast?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

How about a blender?

Nope, already got a blender. I'd be willing to settle for a Salad Shooter, though.

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

Spankling cuts cheese.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Spankling cuts cheese.[/quote]
boinky fucks goat.