Just want to say I nearly piss my pantaloons reading the comics you folks put up. It makes my workday pass by a lot quicker.

My feeble attempt:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=19435

Haha. That was funny as hell. I don't know what I like better: DARRRR or manboobs. But, I know this: anyone having the word manboobs in their vocabulary is welcome here.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Are you an oil-based or latex primer?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I originally wanted to use 'bitch tits' like Bob has in Fight Club, but I thought 'manboobs' sounded funnier.

Check out norielX's content also, I find his crap hilarious

http://www.stripcreator.com/comiclist.php?author=norielX