I've got two candidates for future major characters, who could be on par with Dr Pedantic or Sticks-his-dick-in-your-ass-when-you-turn-your-back Man.

Or maybe I don't. Here's the first one:

[Click to view comic: 'The new legend']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Annnnd here's Xox-xox the Martian Lawyer.

[Click to view comic: 'Counselling']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'Wes Craven's Wishmaster meets Skee Lo, zaniness ensues']

I'm rather partial to Wes Craven's Wishmaster, who is a dirty, dirty cumgargle.