Hi,

I just discovered this site about an hour ago and am using it as an outlet for the part of me that likes to curse randomly:
[url=http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=michaelpatrick&ID=83551]
Cretaceous Vuadville[/url]

It's a far cry from my usual web comics at:
www.timmyandratchet.com

Mike

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I laughed at this one. However, I suspect the first panel is an old joke I've just never heard before.

[Click to view comic: 'Cretaceous Vaudeville']

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Crib death would be 12" long, not 12'. But yeah, I've heard that one for several months now. I wouldn't be surprised if I ripped it off and re-told it in comic form too... I can't remember.

I first heard that one about ten years ago, but it was probably old then...

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The version I heard had "makes women scream all night", instead of the bit about being excited. I think that subtle nuance makes it better.

(for some reason the last time I sent this post it didn't go through, so if it ends up repeating I apologize).

Yes, I admit to stealing both the crib death and serial killer jokes. My mother taught them both to me a when I was little. And as for the 12' versus 12" screw up...that's what we refer to as a typo. I make lots of them (trying to post while my boss isn't looking)

Thanks for the critique.

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Actually, the version I first heard was, I think, "What's twelve inches long and can make a grown woman cry?"

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Here are a few more I've done lately::

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=michaelpatrick&ID=83584

Mike

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I'm trying to make these as vulgar as possible, I suppose as an outlet for my repressed psychoses. But...is it funny?[Click to view comic: 'Cretaceous Vaudeville']

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