I'm very suggestible as you can see.

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What others say about boorite!

So was my daddy (not him, the other one). That's why I have two daddies. Unfortunately, they both abandoned me when I was very young and left me to be raised by dung beetles. I don't even know what my daddies look like.

Who's my daddy?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Well it certainly isn't me. At least I'm pretty sure. Seeing as how I just boned your mom last week. I don't think humans grow that fast.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

My mom didn't know humans had sex that fast.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That was a really good comeback.

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www.bradsucks.net

Thank yuh. Thankuh veruh much.

(wirthling has left the building)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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My mom didn't know humans had sex that fast.[/quote]

It's not my fault. I only had $3, so she only gave me five minutes worth.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Now that I think about it, maybe she meant something else. All she said about it was, "It was very short."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Are you suggesting he's human?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I only said that because I wasn't sure how to spell 'troglodyte'.

She was referring to the bed, of course. I'm 6'2", and normally sleep on a queen (a mattress, you sick fuck) and this one was a twin. So it was a tight fit. My legs stuck over the side.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I only said that because I wasn't sure how to spell 'troglodyte'.[/quote]Come on, Gabe. You should be able to spell that - it's printed on the sign above your enclosure.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

The second definition under dictionary.com for troglodyte:

A person considered to be reclusive, reactionary, out of date, or british.

No, wait, that's suppossed to be brutish. Oh well.

I have a funny story with that word though. When I was 17 I heard that word used on Cheers. So I went through a dictionary trying to look it up to see what it meant. Wasn't there so I tried another. And another, and another. Well, eventually I gave up and some 5 years later I was walking down the street when I heard this girl use it in a sentence. (What are the chances?) So, I stopped her and asked her what it meant and she told me. I thanked her, asked her to marry me, she declined, and I went on my merry way. And now that word has arisen again. Full circle, my friends. Full circle.

Ok, so maybe 'funny' was too strong a word.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Woo-hoo! Troglodyteness rules! Bet you all wish you were one, pesky America-and-other-nations people. :-P

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

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I have a funny story with that word though. When I was 17 I heard that word used on Cheers. So I went through a dictionary trying to look it up to see what it meant. Wasn't there so I tried another. And another, and another. Well, eventually I gave up and some 5 years later I was walking down the street when I heard this girl use it in a sentence. (What are the chances?) So, I stopped her and asked her what it meant and she told me. I thanked her, asked her to marry me, she declined, and I went on my merry way. And now that word has arisen again. Full circle, my friends. Full circle.

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Will you marry me?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Only if we can have the ceremony in the "I am a collosal geek" thread.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Sure. But we'll have to have our night of nuptial bliss in the 'Has anyone not done these?' thread.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You have two daddies because they both yang wong. Deal.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Agreed. From what wirthling's mom said about your *speeding problem*, that means we should add about 50 posts to "i am a collosal geek" and maybe 1 or 2 to "has anyone not done these."

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.