[Click to view comic: 'Ursine of the Apocalypse']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'The pun doctor']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'Pun Doctor Spock']

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Dad was flammable

"In the last panel I get my penis out..."

Somehow, that is funnier and more painful than all Kaufman puns combined. Scientists will be trying to figure this out for years.

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What others say about boorite!

I've figured it out. It's like the penis is a trump card. You can play all the double-entendres and mots justes and whatnot that you can come up with, but when a guy slaps his penis on the table, he takes it all off, and you can't help it. Penises are wild. You'll never lose with a penis in your hand.

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What others say about boorite!

That's what my Prom Date said....

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.