SHR 1 would make tortilla frisbee the official sport of stripcreator. All in favor say Aiiiieeeee, all opposed, moh!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Surely you don't mean to replace synchronized cornholing.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I've never liked that sport. I always ask for the tight end position, but always end up being receiver.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Bah.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

We should have swim suit competitions!

I still vote for projectile punning.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Chilli Cook-Off!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

How about Stripcreator Big Brother.

Projectile Punning gets my vote.

(Big Brother is too scary for me -- I'd be voted off fifth -- right behind f***, dcom, bazilla, and boinky.)

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This is not my empire.

strip creator temptation island........dibs on skateboarder! You stud!

strip creator temptation island........dibs on skateboarder! You stud!

oops....I clicked it twice......Well....I do have terets syndrome.....123456....123456....

Personally I wish you hadn't even clicked once.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

They should have aborted that click.

hahahahahaha...... your mom should of aborted your birth!

Your mom did.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I think insulting will always be the official sport of stripcreator.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Amen to that.

You cunt!

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Dad was flammable

My mom did try to abort my birth, but it failed and I came out. My eyelids are still sticking together!

You Cunt!

(So is it too late to abort it? You can borrow my chainsaw...)

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This is not my empire.

I think abortions should be legal all the way up to and including the 75th trimester.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

(If I ever run for political office some day, some muckraker who gets hold of the SC archives is going to have field day quoting some of the things I have said here. Thank goodness I haven't said anything truly disastrous, like "I'm going to drop off the top-secret nuclear weaponry schematics at the Iraqi embassy on the way to my NAMBLA meeting.")

(Doh.)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

And Beyond if theres any danger the child will be born Welsh.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"