comic number 78,000 is mine! I lined up 8 comics in a row and waited for 77,992 to roll around before submitting them and it worked!

[Click to view comic: 'evil_d killed my aunt edna']

Better luck next time!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Geek.

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This is not my empire.

HAH! *I* have comic 77777!

[Click to view comic: '77777!!!!!!!!!!']

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

77777, ya that's great.

Must be proud of that one. *chuckle*

Ooo, I just remembered! I have comic 69524! Do I get a ticker tape parade! AHAHAHAHA!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Let's relive some great memories.

10000

[Click to view comic: '10K Letdown']

20000

[Click to view comic: 'Twenty thousand strips... like, wow.']

30000

[Click to view comic: 'TOBOR's commercial: take 2']

40000

[Click to view comic: 'Forty Thousand and All's Well']

50000

[Click to view comic: 'Why I Hate Comic #50,000']

60000

[Click to view comic: 'Little Timmy rides again. 1;3']

69524

[Click to view comic: 'Leer Icks']

70000

[Click to view comic: 'Bloody hell']

Apparently us dorks aren't doing too good a job of scoring the big'uns.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

80,000

[Click to view comic: 'my fuggin life']

90,000

[Click to view comic: 'Doom Comes To Us All']

***100,000***

[Click to view comic: '100,000 Cmoics!']

200,000

[Click to view comic: 'Why I Hate Comic #200000']

***250,000***

[Click to view comic: 'Party Time']

300,000

[Click to view comic: 'how'd he hear the doorbell?']

400,000

[Click to view comic: '666.41']

***500,000***

[Click to view comic: 'Half a Million Motherfucking Comics']

600,000

[Click to view comic: '600,000']

700,000

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***750,000***

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

800,000

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900,000

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

******1,000,000!!!******

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

Brad's promising a car to the author of the one-millionth strip!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

HA:

**************10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000**************

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

The beginning:

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eat pie, and curry too

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Number 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.