Everyone post what they think is the funniest Tobor strip. Bring on the cornholing!

By god, that was forced.

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I make shitty comics. I have proof. Just read them.

[Click to view comic: 'Best. Tobor. Ever.']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

How many of you actually know who gave Tobor his start?
I know the long-time regs do, but what about you whipper snappers?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Leave It To Tobor #10']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Since everyone else is just posting thier own:

[Click to view comic: 'Code of the Robot Warrior']

If everyone else decides to jump off the Brooklyn bridge later, let me know. I'm up for anything.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Before my forum debut, when Tobor was just someone who cropped up in some of my favourite stripper's comics:

[Click to view comic: 'if you can't beat em....']
[Click to view comic: 'Stanley Kubrick never put up with this shit']

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Dad was flammable

My own little epic begins here, and runs for about twelve parts. The whole thing is in this thread in the RMDC comic. Fuzzyman's whole Leave It To Tobor series is very good, too.

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So who did create Tobor and unleashed him on the world?

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I make shitty comics. I have proof. Just read them.

Well, I suppose it has been a while since we answered this one.

It was Richard Gere, if memory serves me correctly.

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'Perfect World']
[Click to view comic: 'Tobor's birthday']
I prefer the second one.

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I make shitty comics. I have proof. Just read them.

It was I. But I stole the idea of robots who assrape from Obi. He in turn got it from real life.

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What others say about boorite!

Wow, what kind of a world do we live in? I just got on, and saw a comic about a special ass-raping robot you all know. And it was obvious to me, he's a mix of ecstacy, "magic" mushrooms, 27 liters of captain morgan, and a video tape probably named 'All- Male Dickfest 2002." But real life? What does Obi do all day?

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"If everyone loves winners, I'm freakin' irresistable!"

Take drugs, drink Captain Morgan, watch gay porn and build ass-raping robots, of course. What a stupid question.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The best Tobor strips are the ones that pretty much just use Tobor as a reference.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup I: Sweet Home Chicago']

Probably my favorite there, though the punchline to my Illuminated series is a good one.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Imo, the funny part about Tobor isn't that he's an assraping robot, it's that he's an inarticulate assraping robot, obviously programmed for one thing and one thing only. That's why he's infinitely more funny than my articulate Sodomizer 5000.

My favorite Tobor toon.

[Click to view comic: 'My first sale!']

I think Tobor has now officially surpassed All your Base as the most enduring comic idea. (With manboob running a distant third.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Serial Comic ]|[ - What's my motivation?']
[Click to view comic: 'Data Entry']
What can I say? I'm a narcissist.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent