In spite of their increasing lack of popularity, I thought I'd give my turn at this World's Worst thing a go.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it: World's Worst thing to say at a Religious occasion.

(By that, it can be ANYthing -- wedding, funeral, briss, bar mitzvah, Baptism, Christening, Advent, Lent, Yom Kippur... you name it, it's fair game.)

I'll start of by blatantly stealing from Jeff Foxworthy:

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst according to Jeff Foxworthy']

Judging to occur Thursday morning around 11am SC time

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This is not my empire.

Bunner wins:

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God I love that comic.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say at a wedding']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'We come not to praise Cesar ...']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'DUI: Worst case scenario']

Rules? We don't need no stinking rules!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say at a bris']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'You'd be Bored Too']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Worst thing to say at an exorcism:

[Click to view comic: 'Sonorans, No Hittites, No Errors']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'Toughtful Betrayals or Freudian Slip it to the Altar Boy']

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Two hours late. Oh well. Work got in the way.

Honorable mentions:

NastyPope for Freudian Slip it to the Altar Boy
ObiJo for "I Do"
ObiJo for DUI
kaufman for We Come Not to Praise Caesar

And the winner...
[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say at a bris']

(Thanks for the laugh, kaufman!!)

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This is not my empire.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say at a bris']

[Click to view comic: 'The Dahmer Bris']

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

They're like gummi worms!

... or so I've heard.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'A Long Time Ago at a Bris Far Away...']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com