Legolas looks mighty cute in them jeans.

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What others say about boorite!

You know, I posted that and then thought, I'll bet kaufman already made that pun in the actual contest.

I was right.

Grmf.

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What others say about boorite!

Kaufman's pun was a stormer, "Elvis has built the left wing", pure silk in a glass.

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Dad was flammable

Oops. I forgot that this forum stacks the threads in the order they started instead of in the order of last msg posted. So I'm upstaging the contest.

I suck.

Brad, please delete this thread and throw me into an active volcano.

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What others say about boorite!

Brad, please don't do that. Instead, please have boorite washed and perfumed, and brought to my private rooms.

I'm feeling decadent!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Compromise, Brad. Make Boo blow DexX until he goes off like a volcano.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

...but Spanks, I [u]always[/u] go off like a volcano.

The problem is that the sex beforehand is as slow as tectonic movement...

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Batman created by Bob Kane

POST NUMBER 12345!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Finally, a thread that I can secretly admit my lustful admiration for Sycess without anyone ever knowing.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Ever.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I wouldn't be so sure.

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Dad was flammable

What'll you pay us not to tell Scyess?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Or for that matter, to tell not_Scyess?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Well, I already know.

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Dad was flammable

Hey, if people are being paid for their silence around here, I want in.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Wirthling's been posting his secret hatred towards Canadians over in CC13 for months now.

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Dad was flammable