Ilustrate for me, if you will, a never-before-seen scene from a famous movie. Something they just had to leave on the cutting room floor and probably wish had been burned.

Dealine will be around Thursday 10:00 SC time.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'CC 114: Jolly Holiday']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 114: Bull Durham']

More to come, no doubt.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'MST3K MOVIE CUT!']

Its my first comic.

[Click to view comic: 'Jurrastic Park CUT!']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 114: Titanic']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 114: Face/Off']

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[Click to view comic: 'Indiana Jones CUT!']

[Click to view comic: 'The Lord of the rings CUT!']
You'll only get this if you've seen the film...

Do you come from a foreign country where the concept of humour is radically different to that of us westerners?

I come from England and suck at comics...sorry...

Actually I thought the Lord of the Rings one wasn't so bad. It juxtaposes the idea of the actor (or character, not sure which) being a wimp with probably the most hardcore scene in the movie. But the narration is superfluous, and the rube or the reaper would have been better choices for Gandalf.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

The producers didn't want their film to become controversial by embracing the Equal Rights Amendment.
[Click to view comic: 'CC114: The Lost Scene From "Debbie Does Dallas"']

Damn that's weak. Oh well. SOmeday I'll win a contest again, but I still think my haiku rules way back in the day made it so no on eiwll ever declare me a winner. hehe

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

[Click to view comic: 'Donimatrix']

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

Complete with title purposefully prepared to piss off pedantic people :)

[Click to view comic: 'LoTR Cutscene']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'CC114: The Original Script Was Much Darker']

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I'm half spit, by body weight.

Dang, someone beat me to Wonka!

[Click to view comic: 'Wonka Cutscene']
OK, now name the SC person whose sig file inspired this strip ...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Pleased to announce my 100th comic:

[Click to view comic: 'The Sound of Müselix']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'Fight Club 10: George Bush']

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I like big nuts and I can not lie!

[Click to view comic: 'Fight Club 13: A major company'][Click to view comic: 'Fight Club 16: Condo'][Click to view comic: 'Fight Club 05: Fight Scene']

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I like big nuts and I can not lie!

I haven't been to the moving picture show for a while. I hear they got talkies in the big cities out east!
[Click to view comic: 'Ad Libs from Dirty Harry']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I was in a strange mood tonight.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 114: Braveheart']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 114: Raiders of the Lost Ark']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 114: Blazing Saddles']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

whoever thought of brad singing that is a funny funny man.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'CC114: Silence of the Silence of the Lambs']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC114: One Night at McCool's']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'cc 113: We'll go back and fix this digitally in 20 years....']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.