As i have a problem with my e-mail, your mobile doesnt seem to be working (the number i have for it anyway), and i am not back at the flat yet i think this is about the only way i can actually contact you \o/

Anyways, if you do happen to read this im heading back now so "CALL ME".

etc

etc

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Charlie dont surf

...and make sure you buy a carton of milk on the way home.

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Oh! And get some of those pop tarts! Mmmmmm pop tarts.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

And if you can find any hookers that cost less than 20 pounds, bring them home.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

20 pounds of what? Haggis?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Most hookers are twenty pounds of haggis.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Oh my goodness... Bazilla, you just made me laugh out loud. Well done!

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Stop talking about haggis. I'm trying to eat here.

Incidentally, which of you Wegies met a bloke named Rob in a pub the other day and mentioned SC.com? He's an e-friend of mine, and he told me he met one of you blokes, but couldn't remember what your online name was because he had been drunk at the time.

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That may have been my pal John. He knows your pal Rob and sometimes visits this site, but he doesn't make comics himself.

The world is this big.

When I go to the pub, I'm not there to meet guys, and if I were, my opening conversation wouldn't be anything about websites I like to visit.

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Dad was flammable

So that's where I've been going wrong all these years!

Make sure you get the frosted pop tarts. The plain ones suck cheese.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Read. Noted. Digested. Excreted. Flushed.

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w00t

And we don't mean the pop tarts with haggis filling.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Damn, bunner, you're *always* talking
about sex in one form or another !

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Duh.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Turns out it wasn't John who met DexX's friend in a pub (though he does know him). So the saddo who chats up men by alluding to SC.com is either kramer or KKP.

DexX when was this encounter?

I dont think id ever talk about internet sites i visit but i did get "rather drunk" (to the point i again cant remember another couple of hours of my life) a week or so ago so if the conversation was heading in the direction of internet sites i might have mentioned it.

Just give me a date and i shall confirm or deny my involvement .

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Charlie dont surf

When I want to hose a guy in a bar I generally just club him over the head and bend him over a pool table.

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What others say about boorite!

ZE, it was sometime within the last week, I think.

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Bearing in mind i currently live on a small island off the coast of England , i think that rules me out.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

DexX ... The night i was thinking of was a week past last Friday (i think that makes it the 5th) so i doubt it was me.

AT LAST A CRIME I AM NOT GUILTY OF!!!!!!!!!!!

\o/

HUZAHHHHH!

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Charlie dont surf

[quote]DexX ... The night i was thinking of was a week past last Friday (i think that makes it the 5th) so i doubt it was me.

AT LAST A CRIME I AM NOT GUILTY OF!!!!!!!!!!!

\o/

HUZAHHHHH![/quote]

Unlike Sodomy with Farm Animals.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Yo. Where are those pop tarts?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.