Did any of you ever think of what you would do after stripcreator? Consider the glamorous field of pornography! But, let's face it, you can't use your current names.

So I have devised a plan. Here's what you do:
You take the names of pets you had in the past, and the names of the street you live(d) on, put the pet name as a first name, and the street as a last. Perfect!

I have only two:
Bear Kaybob
Holly Hammond

Have Phun!

joshw

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What an incredible coincidence! This porn-name method you have "devised" is identical to one that I got in my email five years ago!

Not that I doubt your integrity, you understand...

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Oliver Country?

whatever.

Floss Cambrian.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

That sounds more like a Star Wars name.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Duke Oxen

or

Pickles Ridgewood

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Susie Greenwood / Baby Girl Staat

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

T.C. Oaks
Jake Park
Vincent Buford
Sam Druid

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Henry Geranium

This is lame as all fuck.

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What others say about boorite!

Cherry Mount

Nope, doesn't sound like a porn name to me.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Thumper Cherry

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Dad was flammable

Bob West 117th St.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I made that up.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Pogie Peace & Dare Lamond

I've also devised a plan: If your hand is bigger than your face...

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[quote]Cherry Mount

Nope, doesn't sound like a porn name to me.[/quote]I think "Pickles Ridgewood" has potential...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[quote]So I have devised a plan. Here's what you do:
You take the names of pets you had in the past, and the names of the street you live(d) on, put the pet name as a first name, and the street as a last. Perfect![/quote]
It's strange, because when I first heard about YOUR plan, some 6 or 7 years ago (when you were, what? 8 years old?), I heard that the idea was to take the name of your first pet and then add it to your mother's maiden name.

In which case mine would be Fluffy Mann!

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Shailey Roma
Belial Bitterroot
Clyde Harbour Pointe Drive

Well one for three isn't too bad
the second one sounds like some sort of everquest character.

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

Hey what was that link where you get to see what your hobbit name would be, or what was the thread it was in?

I think Thumper Cherry is a good one. I also have a dog named Stogie, but I don't have a street name for him.

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When I first saw this years ago, the first name was the pet's name, and the last name was the street.

"Spike Trail" has stuck in my mind as a good porn star name ever since.

The mother's maiden name alternative is somewhat kinky: "Spike Payne".

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I always thought it was the mother's maiden name too. In which case I would be "Chip Ramsay".

Using JoshW's method, I would be "Chip Orchard Park Drive" which, let's face it, is crap.

I thought the Mother's maiden name was used for the Star Wars name, though it might of been both .

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

HOLY SHIT KRAMER, I USED TO LIVE ON ORCHARD PARK DRIVE!!!

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....could it be?

Is this going to be a Sally Jesse style tearful long-lost family reunion?

*fetches some popcorn*

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What, in Thornliebank? That would be too scary.

When I was four, we got a parakeet. I called him(?) "Little Flying Peep Peep Peep."

And if that doesn't end this thread, nothing will.

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