Hey all. Long time no see. I'm back to being not crazy anymore (well, as not crazy as possible). Finally got a real job a couple months ago, let my funny come back along with my sanity, and I'm ready to make shitty comics and waste away time on stripcreator.

I have no idea who's still here, who's gone, and who the annoying newbies are, so bear with me. Hope everyone is doing well and all that jazz.

[Click to view comic: 'I'm back. Again. Sorta.']

Oh yeah, and billings, you still around? I'm gonna be in Cleveland in July for the CART race. If you're here I gotta get some good places to go in Cleveland that serve good Guinness. Mmmmmm, Guinnessss.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Did Brad forget to change the locks?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That was the funniest goddamn comeback strip ever. Let's see if ObiJo can top it.

ObiJo? ObiJo?

Shit. We got one back, though. Felch the red-assed baboon, you bastard. (I.e., welcome back.)

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Welcome back Descolada, I'm not sure our paths have ever crossed, so I'd just like to say:

Hello, my name is Kajun, and I'm an alchoholic.

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I miss OBI! *sobs*

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Desc, you need to make one more post so that your number of posts and comics stay the same.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

As do I, ObiJo recognised true talented when he/she (??) awarded me a CC victory, not like the rest of you ignorant cunts! ;-)

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KICK ASS!
ah, im a newbie, dispite the fact that it says I'm a regular underneath my name.

and while you were gone I read through ALL your comics about 7 times.

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I thought dcomposed was pretending to be DragonXero. Why wasn't I informed of the change?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

I wasn't pretending to be DragonXero, I just said I was once, and then said I wasn't about 5 minutes later.

and i am NOT descolada, i just like his comics. all of them. alot more than anyone else's comics.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Good to see you back desc, I'm glad your not crazy anymore. In case you don't remember me I'm crabby and I DON'T SUCK DICK!!!

I miss ObiJo too. It's time someone sent him some sort of email demanding he comes back to the Strip Creator community immediately.

Who was it who said that being the favourite strip author was like being told by the ugliest girl in school that she has a crush on you?

Still applicable, Desc, believe me...

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DX said that when he realized that about 10% of my total strips at the time were about crabby sucking dick.

I... I... I'm an annoying regular...? My life, it is ruined. *sob*

Nah, you are the favourite of a former annoying regular. :)

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You didn't like DragonXero? I don't understand, I thought he was pretty cool, it was him who persuaded me to enter the forums.

Unless that's the reason you don't like him.

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*** ARGH!!! ***

DragonXero said that Drexle being liked by crabby (back when crabby was still a pain in the arse) was like the ugliest girl... etc...

I was quoting DragonXero on something he said about crabby, which was related to crabby's admiaration of Drexle.

Got it now?

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[quote]*** ARGH!!! ***

DragonXero said that Drexle being liked by crabby (back when crabby was still a pain in the arse) was like the ugliest girl... etc...

I was quoting DragonXero on something he said about crabby, which was related to crabby's admiaration of Drexle.

Got it now?

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[sarcasm]So your saying you don't like me? Is there anything I can do to change your mind?[/sarcasm]

It's 8:30am, and I'm still really fucking drunk, I can't even stand up, but surprisingly enough, this thread makes sense!

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uuuuurrrrgggghhhhh

I now have to drag my ass to work and I'm in that zone where I'm not quite drunk, but not quite hungover, just....shit.

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Dad was flammable

A drink will straighten you out.

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Ahihh yes. It's great to see not so much has changed since I was gone. I probably won't be on as much as before though. Difference now is I have a job I actually LIKE. Having a job makes it easier to say that those bastards that laid me off were a bitch to work for.

Great to be back. I think. Hey, at least I have a group now. Even if s/he is "the ugliest girl in school" :) I'll just have to take everyone's word on that.

So Obi left again? Too bad. He was a constant source of funny on here, unlike you untalented hacks. :)

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

I meant "at least I have a groupy" now. Christ, I can't type. That sure hasn't changed.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

The fact that the proper spelling is "groupie" makes you seem even more pathetic.

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The fact that the proper spelling is "groupie" makes you seem even more pathetic.[/quote]

Shut up. Bitch. It's not like I'm used to this "fawning groupies following me everywhere" thing.

I should make "Shut up. Bitch." my new signature.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

I have two groupers that follow me around. I'm not sure how they're handling the whole breathing thing. It's a little eerie.

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