Okay, it's a photo-edit, but...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Cough.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The onion rings in the window watched in horror, as they knew they were next.

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

Later that week, the horse was taken to the vet to have the hideous lump removed from its shoulder.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I knew I'd find the "one" at this retreat!

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Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain, he died in Washington D.C.

Later on I want you to sand the corns off my fetlocks.

"Yes, master. Anything else?"

I also want you to kill your friends.

"Of course. I understand."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"