Why didn't they turn THIS into a show?!?!?! They could have brought the 80's to its knees! Of course, Coleman's just the right height for Hasselhoff, so no knees were necessary.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kitt? Michael is about to be dropped into a vat of boiling oil by an evil villain? Hmmm... Mr. Drummond would know what to do right about now!"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

If Kitt's so intelligent, why didn't it just suddenly jerk forward and do the rest of the world a favour?

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Dad was flammable

The A*Team would so kick their asses.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

I am disturbed by the current repeats of the last series of the A-Team, which I had never seen before, where they are forced to do jobs for the Man from Unkle, and there's this extra spanish guy who swans about like he's a proper member of the team.

Spot the background character who didn't follow the builders dress code

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

ha ha ha!

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Dad was flammable

KITT wondered if it was possible for a car to commit suicide by shutting itself in a garage.

One of them in the back is applying deoderant.

This car is great for picking up young b-- uh, chicks. Yeah, that's it, chicks.

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What others say about boorite!

The people in the background join the cue for the village people auditions

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't