the real caption:

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/nm/20020130/ts/mdf122000.html

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

- "You wanna piece o' me, GAO?! Do ya, punk? Well bring it on, muthafucka!"

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

He's such a man. He cut out his own beat up heart and replaced it with the carb from a '57 Chevy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Who am I?
IM DICK FUCKING CHENEY

Fuck with me , and ill make you wish you were in camp X-Ray.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

RED RUM!!!!

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

HOLY GROUND, HIGHLANDER!

"In the face of the Enron investigation, Dick Cheney prepares to commit ritual suicide in public. Stock markets go up."

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"Phew, thanks to this common kitchen utensil, I will finally rid myself of those two extra heads on each shoulder"

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

"Where's that wedding cake, motherfuckers?"

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