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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Jesus had man-breasts?

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Dad was flammable

Shatner-style: "I...can't....control myself, I....just...want to...touch............them."

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Here is the story behind this closet case:

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/HallsOfJustice/hallsofjustice.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ladies and Gentlemen...presenting the worlds first invisible marrow...

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

"Anyone know where I can find a statue of a chick with a big rack?"

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What others say about boorite!

Justice Department covers nude statues

Pansies.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[quote]Justice Department covers nude statues

Pansies.[/quote]
I can see why he wouldn't want justice looking over his shoulder. That must have been awkward given the way he's been running the place.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Okay, John, just ignore it. Just ignore the statue behind you with the large...fleshy...succulent breasts, their nipples aching for the caress of your tongue...the speech, John, focus on the speech...[br]
"BOOBIES!"[br]
NO! YOU FOOL!

not a caption: with the $8 thou they spent on the drapes, they could have covered it with jesus' own hair

caption: the president had mgrown attached to the statue of his mother, maybe a little too attached

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Batman created by Bob Kane

This was his breast speech yet.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

"My plan to get America out of its milk shortage..."

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

As Rory Bremner said, "If you want to cover up tits, the attorney general would be a good place to start".

Im telling you. My wife's breasts are THIS BIG!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"