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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Kiss the kitty!

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What others say about boorite!

It looks like you're trying to steal art from Pat Marvenko and www.revelationillustrated.com! How may I help?

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How may I help?

"Now how 'bout you and I build the Beast with Two Backs!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The obvious one:

The whore of Babelon and her nice beastie.

Andys Maw before her fall from grace.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Sticker on the beast's arse: HONK IF YOU'RE THE SECOND BEAST!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

That reminds me, I gotta send out my Mardi Gras cards...

Just look at the way she straddles that horny beast.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

-In search of new sexual satisfaction, humanity gets even weirder.

Oh look, it's my ex-wife.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

"Whooaaah, Bodyform, Bodyformed for yooouuuu!"

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Dad was flammable

--"Guys, did you feel something...HEY, who the hell is this bitch?"

--"Oh, shit! Yasmeen's at it again. Didn't they suspend her license?"

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

The beast will be cast into the lake of fire along with the false prophet.

And I will reign.

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Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.

This is a fun gal too.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet