Since it'll be your birthday in twenty minutes, I jumped the gun and made you a present. And for everyone reading this, I encourage you to do likewise and give Dan the gift of humor. Make him a comic and post it here.

Since we're all way to cheap to get you anything that'll cost more than a gumball.

Happy Birthday!

Gabe

[Click to view comic: 'Happy Birthday Big Evil Dan']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Cheap bastard. I want a real gift. ;)

[Click to view comic: 'Okay, so I opened my gift early']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Hapy birhthday. Pisces? Is this what it sounds like when doves cry?

[Click to view comic: 'Birthdays.']

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http://wally.pgbco.com

Sorry I didn't wrap it...

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=5252

[Click to view comic: 'Happy Birthday, Big Evil Dan...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'Happy Birthday, Bottlerockett and Big Evil Dan']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday To You" :)

[Click to view comic: 'Happy Birthday Big Evil Dan!']

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Happy Birthday!!!!!!! A birthday just isn't a real birthday until you get that ONE gift that really sucks. Here it is. Hope you like.

Love
Manda

[Click to view comic: 'Birthdays Suck...just like this comic. Love ya, Big Evil Dan']

Well, it's now 12:25, so I guess that means my birthday is over. I hope you will all post your birthdays, so that you can get similar abus--er, tribute.

And if you don't, I'll just pick a date at random. ;)

I still have one more comic to contribute, though. (Bonus points to anyone who understands the mysterious poutine/Bush connection!)

[Click to view comic: 'Another day comes to an end']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

IMO, Poutine has been Canada's finest Prime Minister...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Happy birthday, Dan :)

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

You Canadian freaks. We have poutine down here in the states but we call it potine.

[Click to view comic: 'It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.