Darth Mall.

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Before I destroy you, would you like an omelette?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I AM THE GAYEST SITH LORD YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE!

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Dad was flammable

- "My spies tell me that the rebels may be hiding in the rec room."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Goddam, that's funny!

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Empty that dishwasher or I will kill you!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"It slices! It dices! Look at that Jedi's head!"

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

I DEMAND A TASTY TREAT FROM THE ONE YOU CALL, "FRIDGE"!!

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Dad was flammable

Mwaa Haa Haa! The Sith Lord's now hold the ingredients to control this galaxy. You rebels will never figure out our secret sauce!

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Rebel retort: Your improper use of the apstrophe will be your downfall, Darth Maul!

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

- When Martha Stewart really went over to the Dark Side.
- There are always two, a slicer and a dicer.
- "Mom, Maul is trying to steal from the wookie jar again!"
- "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Banana" "Banana who?" "Bananiken Skywalker! Hahahahaha!"
- I sense a disturbance in the Tater Tots.

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- "You vapourised the vegetables again? Can't you just use a fucking knife?"

- You can't quite see it from this angle, but Obi Wan Kenobi is dangling precariously over the waste disposal unit.

- "When we last met I was but a student, but now I am the master. Check this out - although this salad dressing is delicious, it contains no fat or cholesterol!"

- "If you open the oven door to have a look, the sponge cake will flop, so stay back!"

- "You took the last poptart! Die!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Stay out! I just mopped in here!"

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What others say about boorite!

Is that R2-D2 on the left? Man, he's put on some weight.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Curses! Another cloke ripped to shreds! I've got to remember to roll up my sleeves when I'm working with the garbage disposal.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Kajun Firefly:

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"Blow me." --Mother Teresa

MrSelectiveQuote has changed his password. Please post an email address here if'n you want it. Or write me if you know who I is.

Whoever forced me to do this is a H0/\/\0!!!!!1111

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"Blow me." --Mother Teresa

It was probably Darth Mall.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Here we see young Darth Steve on a Cookie Quest just seconds before his mother beat the shit out him with a $5.99 plastic light sabre.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

If you read bunner's captions while hold-right-clicking on the scroll bar, the page jumps up and down violently due to some kind of involuntary, spasmodic inhalation-exhalation.

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IT DOES NOT!

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Bunner himself does that in real life.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Damn, dude, Scream 4 is fucked up!

- It slices, it dices, it circumcises

That's a true story by the way! So word of warning do NOT play with lightsabers anywhere near your penis.

I can see Mr. Sekective quote coming up with a really bad one here.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Bazilla sez:

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"Blow me." --Mother Teresa