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What others say about boorite!

Andy Dougan's maw! No!..

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

--"God, what a horrible accident! Oh, it's her breasts."

--"Why is she waving her cones at me?"

--"No, Officer Trudy, the Governor wants us to give truckers random breath checks."

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What others say about boorite!

After killing the tiger with her bare hands, Carol felt invincible!

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Dad was flammable

It was a head-on at 75 MPH. The truck was unsalvageable. And Alice felt a bit dizzy for hours.

Joan's acid trip ended abruptly when she decided she was a cheerleader and confused Russ, the captain of the football team, with a logging truck.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

"Hey Jim-Bob, did you see that!?"
"Yeah! Those leggings did not go with that skirt at all."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"It was a miracle when the truck bounced off those incredibly small breasts.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

- Clem the truck driver and his cousin Jeb learned a sad lesson that day, one that all men must learn at some point in their lives - not all breasts are nice to look at.

- "Quick, look over there! It's the Bigfoot-Smalltit!"

- "Hey, someone up the road is flashing their headlights at us."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Say Billy-Bob, I think your wife's trying to tell you you forgot yer buttplug again.

"Wow... Nice Socks!!"

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"If you can't lick them, try, try again."

"Wear What You Want" days at work were proven only to work in a city environment.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I like that red x.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

More Redneck Physics.

More Redneck Physics.

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"Hi, I'm Carrot Top for 1-800-CALL--AHHHHHH!" *rutch*