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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

For just 100,000 credits extra, you can have the speech module deactivated.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

- "Hello? Tech support? I think the vertical hold is busted!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Is there static on this line? I said I wanted a native coral fish, not a naked purple bitch!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

- "Hello again. Tech support? Yeah, look... the vertical hold is still fucked, and now the colour balance has blown..."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

--"Help me, Obi-Wan. You're my only hope."

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What others say about boorite!

I think she needs Obi-Ron-Jeremy...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

This is what happens when they build a whorehouse next to a nuclear power plant.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

How do you get spooge out of a computer keyboard?

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What?

Fake breasts? Sheeit, she's ALL fake!

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Deckard swallowed hard. This was going to be a tough one.

RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLOGRAM!

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What others say about boorite!

she look's like my girl freind

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sex