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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

That rabbit can't even pretend he's enjoying it?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Billy: Can I prevent forest fires Mr. Ranger?

Mr. Ranger: Do bears sodomize rabbits in the woods?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Top three causes of forest fires:

1. Untended camp fires


2. Lightning strikes


3. Furries smoking during anal sex

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I always pictured the Kama Sutra as being ... bigger.

Can't that rabbit wait until AFTER sex before it smokes?  Talk about nicotine addiction!

Man, those early Siouxsie and the Banshees concerts were weird...

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I has a flavor!

Something about "BYOB, Octomom"...  I guess the bear wants to party with all the most prolific creatures of all species.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Quick, act natural, tourists are looking.

Pictured: the Polish movie poster for "Last Airbender".

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."