Because I have occasional fits of attention-whorism, here's my picks for the unfunniest comics I did in a former life (and I have the herpes to prove it!):

[Click to view comic: 'Fetus Pot Pie']

[Click to view comic: '... A Book By It's Cover ...'] 

[Click to view comic: 'Jumping the Gun'] 

[Click to view comic: 'Suffer the Lil' Chitlins']

[Click to view comic: 'Summer's Eve Would Be Proud'] 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'Pedo Priest in Hell']

[Click to view comic: 'Sneaky Bastards!']

[Click to view comic: 'Hasta la Vista, Cali!']

 [Click to view comic: 'Shows & Movies That Probably Wouldn't Make It']

[Click to view comic: '(un)Holy Water'] 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'Ad Campaigns That Never Really Made It']

[Click to view comic: 'One of the Dumbest Religious Strips I've Ever Made']

[Click to view comic: 'Vigilante Telemarketers']

[Click to view comic: 'Because We Care :)']

[Click to view comic: 'Oh Lord! Not Another Fucking Thanksgiving Comic Strip!'] 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'A Title Would Only Ruin the Punch Line']

[Click to view comic: 'Why I Hate Enzyte']

[Click to view comic: 'Why I Hate G. DUBYA Part DUH']

[Click to view comic: '... On a Pale White Horse ...']

[Click to view comic: 'Alabis: My Anti-Drug'] 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'Disclaimer for Previous Strip']

[Click to view comic: 'My Fart Will Go On and On']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #19-5']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #19 - *POOP!*']

[Click to view comic: 'The Future of the Atkins Fad (dammit, Ivy beat me to it)']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'Tad, Dis, and Genuous 3']

[Click to view comic: 'Tad, Dis, and Genuous 4']

[Click to view comic: 'WW#S: Worst Things to Say Before AND After Sex']

[Click to view comic: 'WW#S: Ho Ho Wha?']

I miss World's Worst competitions :( 

Of course I also miss IvythePlant, Honorable Ninja, Retard, and Crotch Crickets, too :( 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'Atheist's Funeral Adventures']

Ok, attention span is shot. Back to pimping out my spleen.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.