For those who missed the last game of the World Series, the Yankees' Japanese import, Hideki Matsui, got the MVP for pwning Pedro Martinez and slugging 6 RBIs.  Somewhere in Japan, someone's undoubtedly writing a manga about him, if they haven't already.  Your job is to beat them to the punchline with your own Matsui manga. 

 Rules:  New comics or series only.  Extra points for giving Matsui incredible not-necessarily-baseball-related superpowers and/or supervillain(s), and for using a schoolgirl character in your entry.  And for being funny.

Banzai.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I don't follow baseball. The only Matsui I care about is Keiko.

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[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2080']

[Click to view comic: 'CC439: Needs more giant robots']

I find Stripcreator's lack of a Japanese baseball player character to be a serious shortcoming. 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'Phooey on You-ey Matsui: Chapter 1']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Phooey on You-ey Matsui: Chapter 2']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Phooey on You-ey Matsui: Chapter 3']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Phooey on You-ey Matsui: Chapter 4']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Phooey on You-ey Matsui: Chapter 5']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2083']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 439: Me love Matsui long time']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 439: Matsui 1/2, part 1']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 439: Matsui 1/2, part 2']

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[Click to view comic: 'Biff's Exciting Near-Brush With Fame II']

[Click to view comic: 'Biff's Exciting Near-Brush With Fame -- Epilogue']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Lots of great stuff so far, so keep it coming!  I'll give it one more week, and then the evaluatory adjudication will commence!  With alacrity!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

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I think I failed in making this manga-like. It doesn't even read right-to-left!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Namgubed

 One more WEEK?  Come on, dude.  Pull the plug on this and let's move on

[Click to view comic: 'CC 439: Matsui 1/2, part 3']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 439: Matsui 1/2, part 4']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 439: Matsui 1/2, part 5']

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[Click to view comic: 'English people call baseball rounders, (rounders is gay)']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 439: Matsui 1/2, part 6']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 439: Matsui 1/2, part 7']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 439: Matsui 1/2, part 8']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 439: Matsui 1/2, part 9']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 439: Matsui 1/2, part 10']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 439: Matsui 1/2, part 11']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 439: Matsui 1/2, part 12']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 439: Bride of the Yanked Keys']

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OK, people, pencils down.  My thanks to everyone who participated.  So let the final scores be tallied!

The Base BallZ award goes to four_legged_tripod.

The HamFatter award goes to evil_d.

The coveted Rice Dick award belongs to biped.

The Groaner Pun In Revenge For Spamming His WW Contest With A Cornucopia Of Lame Cartoons award was won by kaufman.

Finally, the grand prize goes to ... (drum roll) ... fpd for the epic "Matsui 1/2" series!  Congratulations, and take it away, fpd!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown