Better early than late.

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Happy Birthday!

Awww..thankyou! Ive actually been holding it for 12 years. Im 30 ....AGAIN! yay..kaff kaff..wheeze....

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Happy Birthday Christopher7Murphy!

May you always know where your towel is! ;)

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

happy birthday, birthday buddy! i got us these buddy bracelets, so all we need now is the altar, axe, and the governor's wife!

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what if nigger meant kite

I wish you a day in which your urinary tract does not become painfully inflamed.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

...you do mean unless i want it too, dontcha?

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Well, that goes without saying, of course.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Happy birthday, person with same name as me!

I hope you aren't me. I wouldn't like you if you were. I'm watching you, sonny.