Okay, since I have a horrible birthday coming up, I decree the 2 rules for this contest to be:

1. New comics.
2. Must refer to one or more unpleasant aspects of having a birthday.
3. No serials. Say it in three panels or less.

I'll choose by 5/24/2008.

Comic On!

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Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?

[Click to view comic: 'Sally's Wonderful Day']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'The Jeffrey Dahmer Birthday Surprise']

[Click to view comic: 'His Special Day']

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Kill Whitey.

I submit this on behalf of LuckyGuess, even though it breaks the new comic rule.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Crap.  Forgot to actually post the comic...

 [Click to view comic: 'Cake? CAKE!']

And my entries:

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Bend Dover Co.']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[Click to view comic: 'celebrate good times']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'With Friends Like These...']

[Click to view comic: 'With Friends Like These...2']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

so much for "no series"...  :-D

[Click to view comic: 'CC #389: Hey, Bungalow Bill? What did you kill?'] 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

[Click to view comic: 'Unintentionally Unfunny Comics #2']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Willy Dinks']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'Stop Me If You've Heard This.. .Oh You Have?']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[Click to view comic: 'CC 389: Taint-ed Love']

[Click to view comic: 'Birthdays are awesome']

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if i was six years old i would hate girls..... in a completely hetero way of course.

[Click to view comic: 'CC389: Happy Birthday']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'Kigi and Kishi on presents']

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if i was six years old i would hate girls..... in a completely hetero way of course.

[Click to view comic: 'CC389: Merry Christmas and a Happy Birthday']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1857']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 389 - Still Birth']

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

[Click to view comic: 'It mentions 'Birthdays'...']

These are my favorites.

[Click to view comic: 'CC389: Merry Christmas and a Happy Birthday']

[Click to view comic: 'Willy Dinks']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 389 - Still Birth']

But the winner is:

[Click to view comic: 'CC389: Happy Birthday']

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Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?

Hell damn crap! Oh and congrats fpd :D

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

I tried, man.  Way to go, fpd.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Thanks for appreciating my strips. I'll start the next CC after I decide what it should be.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.