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I go there to hold on to big American breasts!  There is nothing preventing me!

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I has a flavor!

Is that like a drive-through beer store? We had those in North Carolina, but they were called Brew-Thru.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

There are no people in that picture. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I THINK OPEN CONTAINERS USED TO BE LEGAL HERE.

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I thought this thread would have hookers for some reason.

Every thread should have hookers.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

[Click to view comic: 'I GO NOW TO CLUB OF THE POLE DANCE!!!']

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Shoulda.

HAHAHAHA! Spanish people.

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Poop.

I got a lap dance at Rick's in Houston once but I didn't know that they cost 20 dollars.  I gave her a 10 and she looked at it like it was a turd or something.  I think I came a credit card away from getting beaten up.  And then the DJ said, "Let's hear it for Amber Lynn!"  So if I'd simply turned my head to the right I would've seen famous porn star Amber Lynn onstage but I missed her. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

couldawoulda

i know that guy.

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Kill Whitey.