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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Joey never did understand what it meant be the caboose of a sexy train.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

joe enjoyed consoling those poor souls who'd just missed the train

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what if nigger meant kite

Tonight's meal in the dining cart will be pressed ham.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

You have to jam your token into the slot...

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

"On second thought," Van Morrison decided, "I won't call it 'Sundance'."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Kaufman, I hate you.

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Poop.

Old news.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Kaufman, I'm having your baby.

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Poop.

Kaufman made me LOL!  Ya bastard!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

My baby takes the morning train

He works from 9 to 5 and then

He takes another home again

To find me waiting for him...

-- Sheena Easton 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.