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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The Government Paranoia Office (GPO) decided that the 1950's anti-marijuana advertising style was so sucessful, they should apply the same style to an anti-masturbation campaign.  Soon filmstrips would show up in every high school's (two week interruption of geography class) sex ed studies.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Larry models a slightly less popular '80s hairstyle, the Flock Of Lice.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

when Chekov dreams...

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what if nigger meant kite