Sadly i've had to delete most of them so as not to crash Brad's server, but i've saved the cream of the crop as you will see from this comic.

I actually had to travel to Borneo to study the language of the mysterious cuddle crab, only to discover that the 'crab' character on SC is a horseshoe crab! How embarrassing...

 [Click to view comic: 'My One Millionth Comic!!']

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Kill Whitey.

All I have to say is this:

Clickety-clickety-click, click click click clickety-click!

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

I liked #849,027 the best.  I can't believe you deleted it.

Sadly, this scrap is all that survives:

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

that was a classic. i think i'd picked that week to stop sniffing glue or something.

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Kill Whitey.