Just use the Tyler character in the kofightclub category.

 

That is all.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 39. Twins']

 

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 39. Bend Over']

 

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 39. Testicle Tales']

For lack of other contestants, Xuanwu wins.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Phew. I was worried I'd come in second.