Captions?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A few captions came to mind but they were naughty.

Instead, I'll just post this thing I did that sorta reminds me of this.

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What others say about boorite!

"Relative Pain Involved in Having Various Parts of Your Body Gnawed by a Hyena"

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The woman chart reminds me of Ilea from the first star trek movie. "Ilea wants Decker Unit's Pecker Unit"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

My boobs used to look like that when I was her age.

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What others say about boorite!

anyone hear the bill cosby skit bout the Coin Toss?
- "all the indians in the world ride right down on ya!"

I see Captain Obvious scored a gig as a graphic artist.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Staring at the woman chart, I can't help but get the feeling that something important is missing. Darned if I can figure out what it is, though.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Clothing, silly.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

And hair.

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This is my signature.

She may have black hair, which would be camouflaged by the background.

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Get it right!

What about spiders?

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I'm not illogical - I'm big-boned.

Um...RAAARRRRR!

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RAAARRR!!!

[quote]Staring at the woman chart, I can't help but get the feeling that something important is missing. Darned if I can figure out what it is, though.
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gravity and er... access?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet