If you swallow, he'll grant you eternal life.

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I has a flavor!

With a picture like that, I can't see how the church can say God hates gays with any credibility.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Jesus that's gay.

So is Jesus gonna fuck that sheep before or after he gets blown by the four year old?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Step 1. Get a lamb and hollow out it's leg.

Step2. Put you cock in the hollowed out lambs leg. 

Step3. Get a child to hold that leg.

Step4. I don't know. Push your hips about a bit?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Who's up for some Jesus juice?

"Yes Timmy, if you keep doing that I will rise again and this time it wont take 7 days."

For some David Koresh will remain a prominant figure of freedom from the tyranny of the U.S. Government, the bane of Organized Religion, and a martyr for N.A.M.B.L.A.

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