My new serial is now underway.

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 1: My bluesy tuesday']

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 3: Probably out to lunch']

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 4: Boss odb-3 bass overdrive']

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 5: Find the time to develop my mind']

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 7: Diplomat extraordinaire']

Okay, so I'm a big geek. So sue me.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Actually, except for episode 5 (which fails because visual gags are no good when everyone's used to the stock art already), these were really good.  And I'm not even a Trekkie.  (Though I am somewhat of a geek.)

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Funny in and of themselves.  Great job!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

i want to see where this is going! MOAR!!!

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

I'm not entirely sure where it's going, but I have some rough idea how it's going to get there (a second story thread colliding with the original).

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 12: For which no record exists']

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 14: Rage against the matress']

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 15: Stranded starfish have no place to hide']

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 18: That a creature became my deepest wish']

 You see? That's where it was going!

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

spork

I love that line.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Generally speaking I try not to use the word retarded, because I feel like it's an easy laugh, and I think it's wrong to make fun of the mentally disabled because they are mentally disabled.

But the truth is the word is flat out funny.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Gargantuanly less retarded.

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What others say about boorite!

These comics are loltarded. Which means they make me lol in a way that resembles a happy retarded child.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

And more.

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 19: Incredibly dismal pathetic chord sequence']

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 21: Caledonia mahogany's elbows']

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 23: Glass stars fallen and shattered']

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 24: Syndic called he wants his money by noon']

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 27: Staring into the reflection of a mirror']

Note: There's a story going here, but I don't really want to post every single strip but you know, you can totally check it out if you like.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 29: Stravinsky sorbet served on the sly']

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 31: Angels in the electric chair']

 Looks like it's descended into vulgarity.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Retronarcissus 23 is one of the funniest things I have seen in days.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I use that pregnant pause technique a lot, possibly too much, but I do love it so.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

[Click to view comic: 'Retronarcissus 32: Ixion your horn is a shining thing']

There's more, but it's pretty much all arc-related stuff, and you probably don't care.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.