[Click to view comic: 'The American way.']

Well, if you like the American Soldier, and support their cause, please...

Don't read this.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

Also, you shouldn't read it if you like comics that don't totally suck.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Jake Long is a great name.