OPC 24's winner will use a phrase that isn't funny but that loser-people think is funny, like "Workin' hard or hardly workin'?" Or something like that. Anything that annoys you that probably annoys the rest of us, too.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 24: I Hate It When...']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC 24: I Hate It When...']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC:24 Annoying things that people are always saying']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC:24 Annoying things that people are always saying']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC:24 Annoying things that people are always saying']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC:24 Annoying things that people are always saying']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC:24 Annoying things that people are always saying']

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 24: This Counts Right? Either Way, It's Annoying']

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 24']
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[Click to view comic: 'OPC 24']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

These are making me happy

[Click to view comic: 'OPC24: Annoying things people say']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC24: Annoying things people say']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC24: Stupid things people say']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC24: Stupid things people say']

[Click to view comic: 'New comic: Worst saying ever.']

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 24']
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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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[Click to view comic: 'OPC 24: Common Cents']

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Yeah, real funny.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 24. The Booze']

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 24. The Booze 2']

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 24. The Booze 3']

Hmmm... does cre8tive even know what an OPC is?

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Yeah, real funny.

Cre8tive is the default winner of all my competitions. This was settled long ago and is not up for negotiation.
He wins with 4-panel comics and comics he never even cre8tes in the first place.

Judging tomorrow, because to me Thanksgiving is just another day. I so want to be seen not caring about holidays that if I had a time machine I'd go back and say "Judging on Thursday; enjoy your turkey."

[Click to view comic: 'OPC24: Why do people say?']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC24: Stupid things people say']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC24: Stupid things people say']

I didn't pick a winner yesterday like I said I would because I'm a liar.

There were almost no bad ones, and these were my favorites:

[Click to view comic: 'OPC:24 Annoying things that people are always saying']

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 24']

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[Click to view comic: 'OPC:24 Annoying things that people are always saying']

That being said, the winner is the "Hot mic" one because it is near and dear to my heart as a harmonica player and I like when Will Ferrell says it on Saturday Night Live

I am honored by being named winner of your humble contest.