now that the aforementioned douchebag is no longer secretary of defense, he has a plethora of job offers pouring in every day.
your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to show the wily Mr. Rumsfeld at his new job.

rules: no photoshop
series are fine
no iraqi people can be harmed in the
making of this comic

good luck, and have fun....
judging will be sometime in the future.

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'CC337']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Special Sauce']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 337:Rumsfeld's New Job']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[Click to view comic: 'CC 337: "Rumsfeld"']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Donald Rumsfeld and his New Job']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 337: Land of the fee']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

i'm not even gonna bother giving out runners up and such. i'm sick and it sucks. this was a terrible contest idea anyway....

WINNER: FUZZYMAN

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Kill Whitey.

I thought it was funny.
I liked biped's "Rumsfeld" strip.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Oh, shit. This ended sooner than I expected.

New contest up shortly.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Awwwww...

Get well soon!

No, it wasn't. It was topical and fun.

D'OH!

Yay!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i gotta say now that i'm feeling marginally better that biped's comic rocked.

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Kill Whitey.