OK, the whole catapult craze is getting on my nerves. How many times have you been standing around batting the shit with your friends when suddenly a big rock covered in flaming pitch comes out of nowhere and takes your buddy's head off just as he's about to finish a story? I mean, sure they're fun. So is an abacus. That doesn't mean everybody should own one.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

NNNNNNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRD!!!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Don't you mean trebuchets?

I mean yes I hate those fucking nerds.

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What others say about boorite!

wow. something i know about.
the device pictured it the above photo is an onager, or mule as it was called by the romans, not a trebuchet.

a trebuchet is a bit more like this:
[IMG]http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h196/Swamp_Lummox/trebuchet.jpg[/IMG]

there. you have learned something today. time for a nap.

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Kill Whitey.

Who cares? Say "catapult", and most people know what you're talking about unless you're a total fuckface.

I predict that people with catapults will take over the world, so you might as well just start sucking their dicks now.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

[quote]Who cares? Say "catapult", and most people know what you're talking about unless you're a total fuckface.

I predict that people with catapults will take over the world, so you might as well just start sucking their dicks now.[/quote]

Trebuchets are better.

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What others say about boorite!

agreed.

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Kill Whitey.

Haha! So true. So very true.

The ballista is more my thing, actually. The intimidation value of a gigantic crossbow aimed at your boss' icy black heart can be just the edge you need during year-end reviews.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Meatloaf, shmeatloaf, double beatloaf.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

But, there is something graceful about a 45 pound pumkin flying 37 yards.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet